Apply cow dung on your mobile to block harmful radiations, says RSS leader

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August 7, 2016

Everyone knows that mobile phones emit harmful radiation. And a senior leader of Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh has suggested a cow dung solution (you may also call it bullshit' solution!) to prevent you from such harmful radiations.cow-dung-phone

In an interview to a reputed English newspaper, Shankar Lal, RSS's Akhil Bharatiya Gau Sewa pramukh, revealed that he applied gobar (cow dung) on the back of his phone to block the harmful microwaves.

“It is fresh cow dung. I have put it to save myself from the harmful radiations of the cellphone. It works, believe me,” said the 76-year-old leader showing the back of his phone to the puzzled reporter.

Reiterating that cow is his mother, the RSS ideologue said that its excreta and urine are nectar and have power to save humans from any disease. He also claimed that cow dung can treat cancer.

“Haven't you heard that Junagadh scientists (in Gujarat) have found gold in cow's urine? I put fresh gobar every week,” said Shankar Lal.

Asked if other members of the Gau Sewa also apply gobar on their mobile, he gestured to four others two show their phones, that also cow dung at the back.

“All the people in my team, be it children, men or women, have cow dung on their phone. Why won't they? They know its magical effects,” he said.

To a query if he can prove that cow dung can block “harmful phone waves”, he replied: “See this pendulum. See how when I place it over the hand of this RSS worker, it starts swinging (he gives it an initial jerk). Look, this man's body has so much energy and the pendulum is swinging because of that. Now, when this man holds a phone in his hand, the pendulum won't move. This is because the phone's harmful waves have sucked all his energy. Now, let him hold a phone with cow dung on it, and hold this pendulum over his hand. See, it's moving again… His energy is saved!”

“We drink cow urine and have extracts from her dung, which has kept me healthy even at the age of 76. We make pregnant women eat cow dung and urine paste to ensure a normal delivery. We treat all deadly diseases with cow dung. But the gobar should be of our Indian desi cow and not western monsters like Jersey or Holstein. Their dung and milk are nothing but poison,” the newspaper quoted him as saying.

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SHOCK
 - 
Tuesday, 9 Aug 2016

Shocked !!! This is height of Foolishness!!!

Better let him drink and bath with cow urine and cow dung instead of water and soap to get disease less person on earth and prove to world that v the Indians are advance foolish people on earth in this current advanced technological world. So other countries to laugh at us.......Jago mera hindu bhaiyo jago, Use your brain/ intellect.

No one can deny that there is one ultimate power which runs/control the universe to work systematically and we should believe in the same.But it doesn't mean that we will make everything as God, So think twice before accepting any thing as God.

Jai Hind

Mohammed SS
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

Foolish, let him and his family eat Cow dung all will be out of dangerous cancer disease

TR
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

Face is the index of mind

Why don't you apply it on your forehead, and Recommend it for all VHP, BD, RSS, one more Muthala Sena........................................

So that antisocial thought waves can be blocked within spreading to Innocent and Friendly People.

SYED
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

AFTER APPLYING THIS BULLSHIT, NO RESALE VALUE FOR THIS MOBILE.....HAHAHAHAHAH

shaya
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

Degitalized Cow Dung....

FARAZ
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

Buahahahahaha
let him apply cow dung on his head.
And stop talking nonsense.

moshu
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

Shankar Lalji
what about Thailandi cow dung? Can it be other than Indian cow dung? We are concern about our friend Mr.Kotian living in Thailand. Please clarify.

MOOSA
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

Also Please apply cow dung on your face to protect your face from hot SUN rays.......

Roshan
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

First apply cowd dung to his brain then every thing will be free from radiation.

Fairman
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

This is the extent of RSS mind.

God help us from these crazy minds.

Better apply this to your pukli

mohamed
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

hahaahahaha....
I can't just stop laughing....you made my day end with laugh...

Ash
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

Ask Smriti Irani and Sushma to wear Cow dung Tilak and use as lipstick to avoid food poison..! Lol

Satyameva Jayate
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

no need...ha ha...already cow dung is filled in your brains....so no need to waste more.....right?

Althaf
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

That is a Bullshit . Wa marl Marre. Soon Tilak will be replaced with Dung

REality
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

Dear Natwar
May be they already have in the meeting thats Y they have blindly Protecting cows only in the media and killing in reality. There are many who eat _____ and act like shits in public.

Rikaz
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

You cant decide along, IPhone and Samsung phone manufacturer should decide it....this guy is talking crap....

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April 19,2020

New Delhi, Apr 19: The government on Sunday prohibited the sale of non-essential items through e-commerce platforms during the ongoing lockdown, four days after allowing such companies to sale mobile phones, refrigerators and ready-made garments.

Union Home Secretary Ajay Bhalla issued an order excluding the non-essential items from sale by the e-commerce companies from the consolidated revised guidelines, which listed the exemption given to the services and people from the purview of the lockdown.

The order said the following clause -- "E-commerce companies. Vehicles used by e-commerce operators will be allowed to ply with necessary permissions" -- is excluded from the guidelines.

The previous order had said such items were allowed for sale through e-commerce platforms from April 20.

However, the reason for reversing the order is not known immediately.

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April 20,2020

Thiruvananthapuram, Apr 20: The Kerala government announced the relaxation of COVID-19 lockdown restrictions in two zones, allowing among other private vehicles movement in an odd-even basis and dine-in services at hotels from Monday.

State police chief Loknath Behera said the relaxations of restrictions imposed would come into effect in the Green and Orange-B zones in the state from Monday,an official release said.

Earlier, the Left government had colour-coded 14 districts of the state into four zones-- Red, Green, Orange-A and Orange-B, for containing the Covid-19 pandemic. Red zone comprises Kasaragod, Kannur, Kozhikode and Malappuram districts. In this zone, a complete lockdown will be in place until May 3 while two entry and exit points are allowed for carrying essential commodities to coronavirus hotspots. Orange-A zone comprises Pathanamthitta, Ernakulam and Kollam while orange-B zone comprises Alappuzha, Thiruvananthapuram, Palakkad, Thrissur and Wayanad.

The lockdown will be in effect until April 24 in this zone and then partial relaxation will be allowed. Kottayam and Idukki come under the Green zone, in which lockdown will be in effect until April 20 and then regulations will be eased. However, large gatherings, the functioning of educational institutions, religious functions, celebrations and travel outside the district will not be allowed in this zone.

Not more than 20 people are allowed to take part in weddings and funerals, according to government instructions. On the functioning of courts, the release said, "Courts in the Green and Orange-B zones will re-open on April 21 while that in Orange-A zone will start functioning from April 25. The courts will function with 33 per cent of staff. The cases will be heard via video conferencing."

Meanwhile, the Bankers' Council has announced that banks will function as per the usual timings from Monday in the state except four districts falling under the Red zone. The Transport Ministry has clarifiedthat public transport won't be allowed to ply in the state during the lockdown period. "Inter-district travel will not be allowed despite relaxations in the state, but essential services such as medical services, food supplies will not be stopped. However, in case of emergency, inter-district travel will be allowed with an affidavit prepared by the traveller," Behra said in a release.

On the implementation of the odd-even scheme for private vehicles, the police said, "Vehicles with odd numbers will be permitted on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Those with even numbers will be allowed on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays." Woman drivers travelling solo or with dependants are also exempted from it, police said. On Sundays, only those working for essential services are allowed to use their vehicles.

All education institutions, cinema halls, shopping malls, public parks, bars, places of worship will remain closed in all zones of the state. The health department and local administration, which carry out sanitation work before the monsoon, are allowed to operate. Four-wheelers are permitted to carry two passengers besides the driver and in case of a two-wheeler, only the driver will be allowed while the pillion rider is allowed in case the person is a family member.

On Dine-in services, a government order said it is allowed at hotels and restaurants until 7 PM in Green and Orange-B zone from Monday and in Orange-A zone from April 24. However, take-away counters can function until 8 PM, it said. Kerala on Sunday reported two positive cases of Covid-19 in the state taking the total number of affected to 401 while the health department announced that 13 people were cured.

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June 9,2020

With the steep hike in excise duty in the past couple of months, an average consumer of petrol now pays over 275% in taxes to centre and states on a litre of the fuel.  The base price of petrol is just about Rs 18. The taxes are close to Rs 50 and the pump price is over Rs 72.

India imports 85% of all its crude oil demand.  After a steep hike in excise duty in the past two months despite a hold on daily price revisions by the oil public sector undertakings (PSUs), Indian consumers now pay 275% collectively in excise duty to state and centre. 

The central government hiked excise on petrol and diesel by Rs 10 and Rs 13 respectively last month. The excise duty on petrol is taxed around Rs 33-a-litre while the same on diesel it is Rs 32.

The Value-Added Tax (VAT) on both petrol and diesel is Rs 16.44 and Rs 16.26 respectively. Both the taxes together are around Rs 49 while it is sold at petrol pumps at 73-per-litre.

These two taxes cumulatively account for 69% of tax which is higher than anywhere else in the world. The same is taxed at 19% in the US, 47% in Japan, UK 62% and 63% in France. The government does not pass on the benefit of lower crude oil prices to the customer.

It is to be noted that Indian consumers continued to pay Rs 70-a-litre even when crude oil prices hit a paltry US $ 20-a-barrel on April 12.

Former finance minister and Congress leader recently took a jab at the Centre over rising prices stating, “Fuel selling prices raised twice in two days, following tax hikes two weeks ago. This time to benefit oil companies. Government is poor, it needs more taxes. Oil companies are poor, they need better prices. Only the poor and middle class are not poor, so they will pay”.

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Lovely indian
 - 
Wednesday, 10 Jun 2020

Acche din for modi bakth....lets enjoy

 

you need only ram mandir and NRC

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