Apply cow dung on your mobile to block harmful radiations, says RSS leader

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August 7, 2016

Everyone knows that mobile phones emit harmful radiation. And a senior leader of Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh has suggested a cow dung solution (you may also call it bullshit' solution!) to prevent you from such harmful radiations.cow-dung-phone

In an interview to a reputed English newspaper, Shankar Lal, RSS's Akhil Bharatiya Gau Sewa pramukh, revealed that he applied gobar (cow dung) on the back of his phone to block the harmful microwaves.

“It is fresh cow dung. I have put it to save myself from the harmful radiations of the cellphone. It works, believe me,” said the 76-year-old leader showing the back of his phone to the puzzled reporter.

Reiterating that cow is his mother, the RSS ideologue said that its excreta and urine are nectar and have power to save humans from any disease. He also claimed that cow dung can treat cancer.

“Haven't you heard that Junagadh scientists (in Gujarat) have found gold in cow's urine? I put fresh gobar every week,” said Shankar Lal.

Asked if other members of the Gau Sewa also apply gobar on their mobile, he gestured to four others two show their phones, that also cow dung at the back.

“All the people in my team, be it children, men or women, have cow dung on their phone. Why won't they? They know its magical effects,” he said.

To a query if he can prove that cow dung can block “harmful phone waves”, he replied: “See this pendulum. See how when I place it over the hand of this RSS worker, it starts swinging (he gives it an initial jerk). Look, this man's body has so much energy and the pendulum is swinging because of that. Now, when this man holds a phone in his hand, the pendulum won't move. This is because the phone's harmful waves have sucked all his energy. Now, let him hold a phone with cow dung on it, and hold this pendulum over his hand. See, it's moving again… His energy is saved!”

“We drink cow urine and have extracts from her dung, which has kept me healthy even at the age of 76. We make pregnant women eat cow dung and urine paste to ensure a normal delivery. We treat all deadly diseases with cow dung. But the gobar should be of our Indian desi cow and not western monsters like Jersey or Holstein. Their dung and milk are nothing but poison,” the newspaper quoted him as saying.

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SHOCK
 - 
Tuesday, 9 Aug 2016

Shocked !!! This is height of Foolishness!!!

Better let him drink and bath with cow urine and cow dung instead of water and soap to get disease less person on earth and prove to world that v the Indians are advance foolish people on earth in this current advanced technological world. So other countries to laugh at us.......Jago mera hindu bhaiyo jago, Use your brain/ intellect.

No one can deny that there is one ultimate power which runs/control the universe to work systematically and we should believe in the same.But it doesn't mean that we will make everything as God, So think twice before accepting any thing as God.

Jai Hind

Mohammed SS
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

Foolish, let him and his family eat Cow dung all will be out of dangerous cancer disease

TR
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

Face is the index of mind

Why don't you apply it on your forehead, and Recommend it for all VHP, BD, RSS, one more Muthala Sena........................................

So that antisocial thought waves can be blocked within spreading to Innocent and Friendly People.

SYED
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

AFTER APPLYING THIS BULLSHIT, NO RESALE VALUE FOR THIS MOBILE.....HAHAHAHAHAH

shaya
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

Degitalized Cow Dung....

FARAZ
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

Buahahahahaha
let him apply cow dung on his head.
And stop talking nonsense.

moshu
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

Shankar Lalji
what about Thailandi cow dung? Can it be other than Indian cow dung? We are concern about our friend Mr.Kotian living in Thailand. Please clarify.

MOOSA
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

Also Please apply cow dung on your face to protect your face from hot SUN rays.......

Roshan
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

First apply cowd dung to his brain then every thing will be free from radiation.

Fairman
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

This is the extent of RSS mind.

God help us from these crazy minds.

Better apply this to your pukli

mohamed
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

hahaahahaha....
I can't just stop laughing....you made my day end with laugh...

Ash
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

Ask Smriti Irani and Sushma to wear Cow dung Tilak and use as lipstick to avoid food poison..! Lol

Satyameva Jayate
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

no need...ha ha...already cow dung is filled in your brains....so no need to waste more.....right?

Althaf
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

That is a Bullshit . Wa marl Marre. Soon Tilak will be replaced with Dung

REality
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

Dear Natwar
May be they already have in the meeting thats Y they have blindly Protecting cows only in the media and killing in reality. There are many who eat _____ and act like shits in public.

Rikaz
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

You cant decide along, IPhone and Samsung phone manufacturer should decide it....this guy is talking crap....

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Agencies
July 8,2020

The Central Board of Secondary Education (CBSE) has rationalised by up to 30 per cent the syllabus for classes 9 to 12 for the academic year 2020-21 to reduce course load on students amid the COVID-19 crisis, Union HRD Minister Ramesh Pokhriyal 'Nishank' announced on Tuesday.

The curriculum has been rationalised while retaining the core elements, the Human Resource Development said.

Among the chapters dropped after the rationalisation exercise are lessons on democracy and diversity, demonetisation, nationalism, secularism, India's relations with its neighbours and growth of local governments in India, among others.

"Looking at the extraordinary situation prevailing in the country and the world, CBSE was advised to revise the curriculum and reduce course load for the students of classes 9 to 12.

"To aid the decision, a few weeks back I also invited suggestions from all educationists on the reduction of syllabus for students and I am glad to share that we received more than 1.5K suggestions. Thank you, everyone, for the overwhelming response," Nishank tweeted.

"Considering the importance of learning achievement, it has been decided to rationalise syllabus up to 30 per cent by retaining the core concepts," he added.

The Union minister said the changes made in the syllabi have been finalised by the respective course committees with the approval of the curriculum committee and the Governing Body of the Board.

"The heads of schools and teachers have been advised by the board to ensure that the topics that have been reduced are also explained to the students to the extent required to connect different topics. However, the reduced syllabus will not be part of the topics for internal assessment and year-end board examination.

"Alternative academic calendar and inputs from the NCERT on transacting the curriculum using different strategies shall also be part of the teaching pedagogy in the affiliated schools," a senior official of the HRD ministry said.

For classes 1 to 8, the National Council of Education Research and Training (NCERT) has already notified an alternative calendar and learning outcomes.

According to the updated curriculum, among the chapters deleted from class 10 syllabus are-- democracy and diversity, gender, religion and caste, popular struggles and movement, challenges to democracy

For class 11, the deleted portions included chapters on federalism, citizenship, nationalism, secularism, growth of local governments in India.

Similarly, class 12 students will not be required to study chapters on India's relations with its neighbours, changing nature of India's economic development, social movements in India and demonetisation, among others.

Universities and schools across the country have been closed since March 16 when the central government announced a nationwide classroom shutdown as one of the measures to contain the COVID-19 outbreak.

A nationwide lockdown was announced on March 24, which came into effect the next day. While the government has eased several restrictions, schools and colleges continue to remain closed.

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July 5,2020

Bengaluru, Jul 5: Karnataka Chief Minister BS Yediyurappa has announced an ex-gratia of Rs 5 lakh each for the families of a youth and a child, who died due to a landslide at Gurupura in Mangaluru.

"The Chief Minister announces Rs 5 lakh each compensation to Safwan (17) and Shehla (10) who died due to landslide at Gurupura, Mangaluru. Houses will also be built for people who lost houses at Bodanthilla, Dakshina Kannada," an official said.

The incident occurred on Sunday afternoon.
The State Disaster Management Authority said that 57 people and 262 animals lost their lives in flood, rainfall and lightning-related incidents in Karnataka between April 1, 2020, and July 5, 2020. 

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Agencies
July 25,2020

New Delhi, Jul 25: Nearly a year after Cafe Coffee Day founder V.G. Siddhartha's death, the probe committee appointed by the Board of Coffee Day Enterprises Ltd (CDEL) has given a virtual clean chit to private equity investors and the Income Tax Department who were named in his last letter.
The investigation report noted that Siddhartha may have felt "aversive behavioural stimulus" due to persistent reminders from the PE investors and other lenders.

"However, such reminders and follow-ups by the PE investors and lenders are not something which are beyond normal industry practices and we believe that PE investors were acting as per accepted legal and business norms," said that report.

It further said that the investigators were not provided with any documentary evidence to show any "advertent or inadvertent harassment" from the Income Tax Department.

It however, said that the financial records suggest a serious liquidity crunch which may have arisen due to the attachment of Mindtree shares by the IT Department.

Further, the probe revealed that MACEL, a private firm of Siddhartha, owes Rs 2,693 crore to Coffee Day Enterprises, which the report says, "needs to be addressed".

The Cafe Coffee Day founder's body was fished out of the Netravathi river in Karnataka by a group of fishermen on July 31 last year, a day after he went missing.

His last note raised several questions about the role of investors, and tax officials.

He had written: "Tremendous pressure from other lenders lead to me succumbing to the situation. There was a lot of harassment from the previous DG Income Tax in the form of attaching our shares on two separate occasions to block our Mindtree deal and then taking possession of our Coffee Day shares, although the revised returns have been filed by us. This was very unfair and has led to a serious liquidity crunch."

The massive shock to the industry and the country also led the government to assure that tax officials would not harass businessmen and the situation would improve.

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