Apply cow dung on your mobile to block harmful radiations, says RSS leader

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August 7, 2016

Everyone knows that mobile phones emit harmful radiation. And a senior leader of Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh has suggested a cow dung solution (you may also call it bullshit' solution!) to prevent you from such harmful radiations.cow-dung-phone

In an interview to a reputed English newspaper, Shankar Lal, RSS's Akhil Bharatiya Gau Sewa pramukh, revealed that he applied gobar (cow dung) on the back of his phone to block the harmful microwaves.

“It is fresh cow dung. I have put it to save myself from the harmful radiations of the cellphone. It works, believe me,” said the 76-year-old leader showing the back of his phone to the puzzled reporter.

Reiterating that cow is his mother, the RSS ideologue said that its excreta and urine are nectar and have power to save humans from any disease. He also claimed that cow dung can treat cancer.

“Haven't you heard that Junagadh scientists (in Gujarat) have found gold in cow's urine? I put fresh gobar every week,” said Shankar Lal.

Asked if other members of the Gau Sewa also apply gobar on their mobile, he gestured to four others two show their phones, that also cow dung at the back.

“All the people in my team, be it children, men or women, have cow dung on their phone. Why won't they? They know its magical effects,” he said.

To a query if he can prove that cow dung can block “harmful phone waves”, he replied: “See this pendulum. See how when I place it over the hand of this RSS worker, it starts swinging (he gives it an initial jerk). Look, this man's body has so much energy and the pendulum is swinging because of that. Now, when this man holds a phone in his hand, the pendulum won't move. This is because the phone's harmful waves have sucked all his energy. Now, let him hold a phone with cow dung on it, and hold this pendulum over his hand. See, it's moving again… His energy is saved!”

“We drink cow urine and have extracts from her dung, which has kept me healthy even at the age of 76. We make pregnant women eat cow dung and urine paste to ensure a normal delivery. We treat all deadly diseases with cow dung. But the gobar should be of our Indian desi cow and not western monsters like Jersey or Holstein. Their dung and milk are nothing but poison,” the newspaper quoted him as saying.

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SHOCK
 - 
Tuesday, 9 Aug 2016

Shocked !!! This is height of Foolishness!!!

Better let him drink and bath with cow urine and cow dung instead of water and soap to get disease less person on earth and prove to world that v the Indians are advance foolish people on earth in this current advanced technological world. So other countries to laugh at us.......Jago mera hindu bhaiyo jago, Use your brain/ intellect.

No one can deny that there is one ultimate power which runs/control the universe to work systematically and we should believe in the same.But it doesn't mean that we will make everything as God, So think twice before accepting any thing as God.

Jai Hind

Mohammed SS
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

Foolish, let him and his family eat Cow dung all will be out of dangerous cancer disease

TR
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

Face is the index of mind

Why don't you apply it on your forehead, and Recommend it for all VHP, BD, RSS, one more Muthala Sena........................................

So that antisocial thought waves can be blocked within spreading to Innocent and Friendly People.

SYED
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

AFTER APPLYING THIS BULLSHIT, NO RESALE VALUE FOR THIS MOBILE.....HAHAHAHAHAH

shaya
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

Degitalized Cow Dung....

FARAZ
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

Buahahahahaha
let him apply cow dung on his head.
And stop talking nonsense.

moshu
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

Shankar Lalji
what about Thailandi cow dung? Can it be other than Indian cow dung? We are concern about our friend Mr.Kotian living in Thailand. Please clarify.

MOOSA
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

Also Please apply cow dung on your face to protect your face from hot SUN rays.......

Roshan
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

First apply cowd dung to his brain then every thing will be free from radiation.

Fairman
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

This is the extent of RSS mind.

God help us from these crazy minds.

Better apply this to your pukli

mohamed
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

hahaahahaha....
I can't just stop laughing....you made my day end with laugh...

Ash
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

Ask Smriti Irani and Sushma to wear Cow dung Tilak and use as lipstick to avoid food poison..! Lol

Satyameva Jayate
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

no need...ha ha...already cow dung is filled in your brains....so no need to waste more.....right?

Althaf
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

That is a Bullshit . Wa marl Marre. Soon Tilak will be replaced with Dung

REality
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

Dear Natwar
May be they already have in the meeting thats Y they have blindly Protecting cows only in the media and killing in reality. There are many who eat _____ and act like shits in public.

Rikaz
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

You cant decide along, IPhone and Samsung phone manufacturer should decide it....this guy is talking crap....

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Lovely indian
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Wednesday, 10 Jun 2020

Acche din for modi bakth....lets enjoy

 

you need only ram mandir and NRC

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