Apply cow dung on your mobile to block harmful radiations, says RSS leader

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August 7, 2016

Everyone knows that mobile phones emit harmful radiation. And a senior leader of Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh has suggested a cow dung solution (you may also call it bullshit' solution!) to prevent you from such harmful radiations.cow-dung-phone

In an interview to a reputed English newspaper, Shankar Lal, RSS's Akhil Bharatiya Gau Sewa pramukh, revealed that he applied gobar (cow dung) on the back of his phone to block the harmful microwaves.

“It is fresh cow dung. I have put it to save myself from the harmful radiations of the cellphone. It works, believe me,” said the 76-year-old leader showing the back of his phone to the puzzled reporter.

Reiterating that cow is his mother, the RSS ideologue said that its excreta and urine are nectar and have power to save humans from any disease. He also claimed that cow dung can treat cancer.

“Haven't you heard that Junagadh scientists (in Gujarat) have found gold in cow's urine? I put fresh gobar every week,” said Shankar Lal.

Asked if other members of the Gau Sewa also apply gobar on their mobile, he gestured to four others two show their phones, that also cow dung at the back.

“All the people in my team, be it children, men or women, have cow dung on their phone. Why won't they? They know its magical effects,” he said.

To a query if he can prove that cow dung can block “harmful phone waves”, he replied: “See this pendulum. See how when I place it over the hand of this RSS worker, it starts swinging (he gives it an initial jerk). Look, this man's body has so much energy and the pendulum is swinging because of that. Now, when this man holds a phone in his hand, the pendulum won't move. This is because the phone's harmful waves have sucked all his energy. Now, let him hold a phone with cow dung on it, and hold this pendulum over his hand. See, it's moving again… His energy is saved!”

“We drink cow urine and have extracts from her dung, which has kept me healthy even at the age of 76. We make pregnant women eat cow dung and urine paste to ensure a normal delivery. We treat all deadly diseases with cow dung. But the gobar should be of our Indian desi cow and not western monsters like Jersey or Holstein. Their dung and milk are nothing but poison,” the newspaper quoted him as saying.

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SHOCK
 - 
Tuesday, 9 Aug 2016

Shocked !!! This is height of Foolishness!!!

Better let him drink and bath with cow urine and cow dung instead of water and soap to get disease less person on earth and prove to world that v the Indians are advance foolish people on earth in this current advanced technological world. So other countries to laugh at us.......Jago mera hindu bhaiyo jago, Use your brain/ intellect.

No one can deny that there is one ultimate power which runs/control the universe to work systematically and we should believe in the same.But it doesn't mean that we will make everything as God, So think twice before accepting any thing as God.

Jai Hind

Mohammed SS
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

Foolish, let him and his family eat Cow dung all will be out of dangerous cancer disease

TR
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

Face is the index of mind

Why don't you apply it on your forehead, and Recommend it for all VHP, BD, RSS, one more Muthala Sena........................................

So that antisocial thought waves can be blocked within spreading to Innocent and Friendly People.

SYED
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

AFTER APPLYING THIS BULLSHIT, NO RESALE VALUE FOR THIS MOBILE.....HAHAHAHAHAH

shaya
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

Degitalized Cow Dung....

FARAZ
 - 
Monday, 8 Aug 2016

Buahahahahaha
let him apply cow dung on his head.
And stop talking nonsense.

moshu
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

Shankar Lalji
what about Thailandi cow dung? Can it be other than Indian cow dung? We are concern about our friend Mr.Kotian living in Thailand. Please clarify.

MOOSA
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

Also Please apply cow dung on your face to protect your face from hot SUN rays.......

Roshan
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

First apply cowd dung to his brain then every thing will be free from radiation.

Fairman
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

This is the extent of RSS mind.

God help us from these crazy minds.

Better apply this to your pukli

mohamed
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

hahaahahaha....
I can't just stop laughing....you made my day end with laugh...

Ash
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

Ask Smriti Irani and Sushma to wear Cow dung Tilak and use as lipstick to avoid food poison..! Lol

Satyameva Jayate
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

no need...ha ha...already cow dung is filled in your brains....so no need to waste more.....right?

Althaf
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

That is a Bullshit . Wa marl Marre. Soon Tilak will be replaced with Dung

REality
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

Dear Natwar
May be they already have in the meeting thats Y they have blindly Protecting cows only in the media and killing in reality. There are many who eat _____ and act like shits in public.

Rikaz
 - 
Sunday, 7 Aug 2016

You cant decide along, IPhone and Samsung phone manufacturer should decide it....this guy is talking crap....

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New Delhi, Jun 16: The class 10 and 12 students of the CICSE board can choose not to appear for pending board exams and be marked as per their performance in pre-board exams or internal assessment, according to top officials.

The board had also submitted the proposal before the Bombay High Court on Monday in response to a petition filed by a parent seeking directions to the authorities to cancel exams in view of the spike in COVID-19 cases.

According to Gerry Arathoon, Chief Executive and Secretary, Council for the Indian School Certificate Examinations (CISCE), the students will have to communicate their option to their respective schools by June 22.

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The exams which were postponed due to the lockdown to contain the spread of coronavirus, are now scheduled to be conducted from July 1 to 14. However, several parents have been demanding the exams be scrapped.

"The students will be given two options---they either appear for the rescheduled exams or choose to have their results based on their performance in the pre-board exams or internal assessment. The option will be available only for the pending exams, the result of the subjects for which exams were already conducted, will be calculated as per performance in the exam only," Arathoon said.

The board also clarified that the students will not be entitled to make a subject-wise choice between the two options for pending exams.

Unlike the Central Board of Secondary Education (CBSE), which will only be conducting exams in 29 subjects crucial for promotion and admission to higher educational institutions, the CISCE will be conducting all pending exams.

The pending CBSE exams are scheduled from July 1 to 15. The schedule for the board exams has been decided in order to ensure that they are completed before competitive examinations. While the engineering entrance exam JEE-Mains is scheduled to be held from July 18 to 23, the medical entrance exam NEET is scheduled for July 26.

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While the government has eased several restrictions, schools and colleges continue to remain closed.

According to Home Ministry guidelines, there will be no exam centres in containment zones.

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Haveri, Jan 16: Karnataka Chief Minister B S Yediyurappa on Wednesday hinted at inducting 16 MLAs into the Cabinet which was due for expansion despite the fact that it was a difficult task.

Participating in a function of Choudayya Community here, he further said one should understand the difficulty faced to undertake cabinet expansion in the prevailing situation and whoever gives suggestion should understand the circumstances otherwise the statements would lead to confusion among the community and people of the state.

He stated that 'as many as 17 MLAs resigned to make me Chief Minister and now their community people want their leader to become Minister, it is very difficult to satisfy all of them'.

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Bengaluru, Jul 16: Chief Minister B S Yediyurappa led state government’s move to amend the Karnataka Land Reforms Act was “a scam bigger than illegal mining” as farm lands worth Rs 50,000 crore will be lost, according to Leader of the Opposition Siddaramaiah.

The government on July 13 promulgated an ordinance to amend the Karnataka Land Reforms Act, allowing non-agriculturists to buy agricultural lands while also increasing the cap on the extent of such land a person or a family can hold.

Plus, the amendment will have retrospective effect, meaning over 13,000 cases registered over the years for alleged violations in acquiring farm lands will be vacated or dismissed.

“There are 13,814 cases across all 30 districts. Let’s assume that each case involves four acres of land. That’s 52,000 acres. These are lands worth Rs 45,000-50,000 crore,” Siddaramaiah told a news conference. “This is a scam bigger than illegal mining. While the mining scam had specific players, here the entire government has fallen for the corporate bodies and real estate lobby.”

The illegal mining scam unearthed when the BJP was in power was pegged at Rs 35,000 crore, which became a poll plank for the Congress to come to power in 2013.

Calling it a “black” legislation, Siddaramaiah said the amendments to the land reforms law will result in large portions of farm lands becoming real estate. “This will destroy the farming community. They’ll now have to stand at the doors of corporate bodies. Farmers will sell their land and real estate will come. What’ll happen to food production?” he said.

The ordinance amends Section 63 and 80 of the Act, while omitting Sections 79A, B and C. “These sections were inserted in 1974 under the D Devaraj Urs government. It was a revolutionary, progressive step to protect farmers and ensure social justice,” Siddaramaiah said.

The Congress leader claimed that there was a “biggest conspiracy” behind this. “All this is being driven by the Modi government. They want to privatize more and more so that reservations will go. They want to bring back the zamindari system,” he said, citing the examples of some other recent amendments to other laws.

The timing of the ordinance is suspect, he said. “If the Yediyurappa government really wanted to help farmers and had good intentions, they could’ve brought this before the Assembly or placed it for public discussion. Instead, they’ve made use of the lockdown period to promulgate the ordinance,” he said.

The Congress will fight the ordinance till it gets withdrawn, Siddaramaiah said. “We will talk to other parties, farmers organisations and Dalit groups to plan protests against the BJP’s hidden agenda and anti-farmer policies,” he added.

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